Remember Whens.....
- October 18th, enough said haha (:
- I met greg uptown and he wanted to go find arfie
and we had to walk to the old navy site and he thought that he had heard arfie and started running, (leaveing me behind in
the pitch black to walk up cooper extention) he started yelling out "ARFIE I'M COMEING BUDDY!!"
me: greg i don't know where i am going
greg: hold my arm
me: BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!
- girls night (: me, maloney and sutton!! that
was such a good night (: haha
- kayla told mark and andrew to go shove big macs
up their ass
- pat was jumping rock to rock by the gander mall
being a monkey, haha remember that dayna
- DEE BY DEE!!!! hahaha
- what janet wrote all over the back of my chair in
grade 8
- all the trouble me'n sutton got into.. haha (:
- when paul threw a dead squriell at chelsea and it
flew over her head then threw it at me and it hit me in the arm! haha
- when i slept at maloneys and we were sleeping on
her sponge, and josh said we were lesbains and me'n maloney snapped at him! haha BASTARD!!
- me'n maloney came home from our volleyball tornament
in lewsport and we went into her house for her to get her stuff to sleep over and we walked downstairs and her brother had
his dads gun in his hand! haha that was hilarious!
- me'n maloney and dayna used to always sit in front
of price choppers! haha
- brittany made the prank phone call on my cell
phone and chelsea covered it up when the lady called back, and then the rcmp called my house the next day! haha
- we slept in brittanys trailer and we weren't allowed
to go into her house to pee anymore so we had to pee behind the trailer and janet peed on her pj pants! haha
- we played ouija board at kayla's birthday and the
phone rang, and the fernace cut in and we all freaked because we aksed was the spirit in the room!!
- PANTRY AND THE FERNACE ROOM EH JANET?
- my mom came in and asked would anyone like a dill
pickle and janet and her cousin took one each and pretended it was something else
- brother rice thats all i have to say
- maloney pulled her pj pants like over her head,
when we were in the hotel for volleyfest
- we put skittles down the toliet, and evil called
them skwittles
- kayla cleaned maloneys kitchen and wiped down the
fridge, and the oven door
- kayla went to take sugar but took salt
- melissa: god he has a hot phone voice!! (:
- me'n maloney were razzin with me brother and her
sister in my pops car listening to cry me a river haha
- me'n maloney and shaq played volleyball in my room
with a hacky sack and maloney almost went through my door
- paul lied to my nan
- our oldford, burton and goulding conversation on
the way to volleyfest
- mrs. cranford starting calling us nicknames that
we had for each other
- sus and chels bought ice creams when it was like
-20' outside and then they started talking about how they were gonna wear bathing suits outside and stand on a snow bank eating
one
- maloney, janet and chelsea were watching heart and
soul on my tv, "claiming" jauwana man was suppsed to be on, (heart and soul is a porn movie)
- jen wasn't supposed to be going out with alex and
her mom came to my house looking for her, and she was out with him. so i called her and told her that her mom was looking
for her and she was at my house so i told jens mom she was in the bathroom, and then like 10 minutes later her mom called
and asked again and i said she was still in the bathroom hahaha
- Guy from KFC : "Hi, My Name Is Adam, How May I Help
You Today?" (he sounded so gay)
(when we got the window we were listening to hot in
here and my mom starting singing "it's getting hot in her so take off all your clothes and the guy was at the window listening
to her haha :)
- we were at michelles thoms' and i was jumping on
her mini trampoline and paul pushed me off then decides to body slam me
- chef boyrdee (:
- creepin' that covers quite a bit (:
- Me : "man i feel like a marshmellow in this coat"
Shaq : "well that must mean your all white and gushie
inside?"
Me : "hahahahahahaha"
Shaq : "so that must me ________ is a ________ stick"
Me : "Mozzarella or Cheddar?"
hahahahahaha (:
- my cousins (matt and ally) dressed up, alyson as a boy and matt and his friend
ryan in boxers and other stuff, running around the street when it was like -20' and i taped it all! haha little kid porno
haha
- hahaha shaq asked me like 10 times who the same person was (;
- "Hi _____, I'm Shakara" hahahaha
- Me, maloney, susan and jen were in the bathroom at the stadium, and maloney
put a quater in to get a toliet seat cover, and it didn't come out, so they asked me to get it, and my finger got stuck!!
- Midnight Ride (: haha
- A bunch of us went to jungle jims for shaq's birthday and i went to put whip
cream on nicoles nose but missed and got it in her eye, but i got shaq first (:
-"If you thug, i'll tug" hahahaha goodone shaq (:
-i got an e-mail with all these sayings on it, and me, maloney and shaq sent
it to someone and they had no clue what it meant. "don't be silly, wrap your willy" haha
-badger, badger, badger.. etc.. haha susan you nutcase.
-suze my couche [ ; baha
-one night jen left instead of call me in her away message it was cakk me (:
s'all good.
-one day after recess i was running up the hallway, and one of the guys being
the jerks they were tripped me up.. (i always seem to fall down.. anyway) and i flew like 5 feet and smoked my head off the
bathroom door. maloney cracked up laughing and fell on the floor. and all the teachers walked by laughing. not cool ] :
-code names ~ fofster and slibby. baha super obvious. super old..
-one night me'n joooey and suze were walking down the street and suze starting
snapping and like jumping all over the place he was so cold. wwweridd [;
-haha new years when me'n shaq were talking about a couple people and then they
all walked into mc'donalds where we happen to be.
-haha shaq ate the little girl we were babysitting rice cake. you fool (;
-haha mine and shaq's blackboard at the babysitter's on new years.
-my dad, his boss, had a dog, his name was ralph and see he was my best friend..
but then.. he died.. and now when my dad burps.. he says "RALPH"
and.. i have a picture with him.. and i have.. pink spandex
and a big furry pink sweater .. and the spandex you see.. have .. cats on them.. but ya know the picture.. was with.. a dog.
--from
the big story book of shakara abbott.
haha me'n shaq were haveing a conversation about something and then she started
to tell me that story.. hhaa narf.
-"You put the arce in farce" haha mine and shaq's quote to jooey [ : haha
-Volleyball Provincials.. haha
"Where's Samantha too?" mean while i am sitting right in front of ms. walsh..
*shutter*
Dog Pile.. haha
Mine, Maloney's and Michizzles Hats.. haha there gearrr!!
When Michelle sang the song from the freddy vs. jason movie and scared the shit
outta maloney, and she wouldn't let us open the window because she thought someone was gonna come in.. even though it was
boiling hot in the room.
-When Mr. Oldford had a hole in his pants and Dayna and Smashley were hardcore
creepin' on him.. haha
-Paul, Greg, Ryan, Brian, Woodchuck and Jimbob were hardcore creepin' on the
gym teacher when she was streching haha.. and then Paul started showing off for her. haha oh my..
-When Mrs. Cranford made us all cry after provincials.
-Smashley started saying uproot and wrong things about ms. walsh in the lobby
at the hotel and the guy checking in said his name was mr. walsh and someone else was coming in to pick up a key.. haha
-the breakfast... DIRRTTY.. cloudy, seedy apple juice.
-Our junk food drawer.
-Mine and Michizzles pictures of maloney's ass at her nans. ahhh...
-Went to Lewisport for basketball and only brought one sneaker. had to wear some
old guys $19.97 sneakers from wal-mart.. haha quite funny [ :
-My cousin ttrying to be black.. haha right jo..? oh my.
- "Let's Go Girls" -Paul
hahaha he was playing cards on the computer then that song came on and he started
singing.
- Our "Pushing Each Other Into Snowbank Wars" haha paul got shaq, i got paul,
paul got me, paul got maloney and then paul got jen haha oh my [ :
-Our War over the remote/batteries haha Pat switching the batteries to each hand
hahaha [ : oh my
-Jooey's Creepin' phone call.. haha we know who it was ..
-The paper in Paul's hair for like half an hour and him not knowing, after maloney
told him and then covered it up. and him still not realizing.
-Mine and Jooey's adventure to McDonald's with our 2 favorite people
working.
-Amy Barrett threw sweet and sour packet at jen haha, and then purposly
poured coke all down the side of my cup.
-Creepers at the mall. Me'n Jen were in Clarie's and they stand outside waitin'
for us to come out... eee..k
-"It was the curtaiin's" bahaha
-Mine and Brians fight [ :
Your Dead Brian! haha
-Haha The Napkins At Tim's...
-In class, the back of my chair popped off, and it tagged Brian! hahaha
-CRIPTKEEPER! HAHAHAHA, why did Shaq cry laughing..?
-"Oh Man, Harv's After Me, cause he "tagged" me, and then I got Misc" - Me
"Did It hurt?" -Maloney
hahahahahaha You are such a moron!! [ :
-Personal Information Sheets for yearbook... Way to be Paul.
-"Jen, buy me peanuts, I don't like them but you can buy them for me anyway"
hahaha [ :
-"You can't even get it up all the way" "It's stuck up there now" "You got to
whack it down there" hahahaha Oh my, sounds so wrong. Talking about Paul playing Pinball, and Cricket. haha
-Brian and Paul, pulled out my futon, got blankets and pillows, and lied down
together. And took off their pants haha eeekkk!
-Brian and Paul were deep-throating bottles and straws... Makes you wonder.
-Paul got sore playing slime games against Shaq, and it was her first time playing.
-Paul picked up Shaq and threw her onto the futon, and she landed on me and Brian!
-"Sam's not using her knockers" haha way to be Maloney. She meant to say noggin'
-April Fool's Day
-Rollerblading (: haha gearr! Maloney faling down at the lights, and some kid
started cracking up laughing at her, and he was in a car. haha (:
-The rollerblades Shaq had to wear because she couldn't find hers. and broke
her everything under her stairs trying to find them haha (:
-CRACK a.k.a Maloney haha
-Giving Shaq and Maloney Piggy Backs, from McDonalds! haha oh my
-After the dance me, maloney and shaq went to my cousins to scare her and her
friends. She had a sleepover with like 13 girls. and Adam went to run up and knock on the door but couldn't get away fast
enough! hahaha oh my hilarious (:
-Me'n Chinky were haveing a conversation about someone. here it is:
Chinky: What did you call ______ the other day?
Me: what..?
Chinky: Didn't you call ______ a bastard?
Me: ya so..
Chinky: well wouldn't that make you one
Me: why..?
Chinky: Well ya know, you are what you eat. hahahaha
Chinky you are a loser! (:
- Me'n Shaq were looking at something, i don't remember what is was though.
Me:"Haha Shaq that looks like
a burnt marshmellow"
(me'n shaq look at each other and start cracking up laughing)
Shaq: "Don't start that again"
-The guys provincials I wore the Cardinal suit. Me'n Harv got into a fight and
ripped a huge hole in the arm/wing, and then the tail almost came off.
-Chinky and her license's plates. haha creeppp!
-I went to Shaq's one day, and was there for like 5 minutes and we put on Kd.
I went in and lied on her bed and fell asleep. Shaq kept throwing things at me trying to wake me up. But it didn't work. haha
(:
-Tentin'
-Grad (: And the Hotel.
-Surprise B-day Party (: Thanks Girls.
[[susan tried to give chinky a piggy back ride down the stairs.]]
{{the gift wrapping jen and emily did on my gift}}
[[SPICEWORLD]]
{{Eurotrip and the old men}}
July 17th/04
-Denny's
-Floaty
-Dunking My Cousin In the Water
-Me Trying to Get Up On the Rock
-Fly Bites
-Liissa and her "bog" accident, even tho I missed it.
-JJ's
(Jen's Prediction of where "someone" was gonna sit)
(the girls told the waitress right infront of me that it was my brithday. even
tho my birthday was 4 days before)
(Getting whip cream in emily's eye/contact and it fell out on her cheek)
-NATIONALS [ :
Basketballl Giirllss Your Awesome [ :
miss you all sooo much (:
goooddtimmess this summer
JUMP ON IT FOREVA!
-Half of a Girl's Night at Shaq's haha for me anyway.. dumb cousins [ :
-Mine, Melissa and Emily's week-end.. haha goodtimes for sure girls [ ;
--bananas
--grocery shoppin'
--MELISSA [[DORIS DANCING]]
--Mama ______ Bahaha
--booty call song [ ;
--demands haha
--fooooddddd
--Alex: "Melissa there doritios not won tons." BAHAHHA Melissa: "You Bastard"
--Alex beating my cousin with a golf club and then drenching him in windex.
--DOES THIS KOOL-AID HAVE HENNESSEY IN IT?" hahaha myles.
--my pop locking emily outside in the rain baha
--myles breaking my curtain.. and it's sstilll broke.
--smuggling pictures and then dropping them and almost breaking it.
--the doll hanging over the bed
--immitations
--Windex..
--Melissa: Hey Scotty
Scotty: ughh?
hahahaha goodoneee!
--Playground [ :
--Jokes ...
--SUNNY G'S BAHAHA, melissa five fingering them into my purse baha
--our music.. 5 cd's in what like 10 minutes bahaha
--running into people.. baha ekkk..
--Emily "Lets go to the cemetary"
Greg and everyone else "NOOO"
later on
Greg "lets go to silent witness"
Emily "NOOO"
Greg "but you wanted to go to the cemetary, and out here they
have a beach"
Emily "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BEACH!"
-"Why would you wanna go where dead people live?" hahaha shaqq.
-Our Ice Cream.
-Our Music/One Cd
-Our Stalkers hahahaha
-- "YOU SLEEZBUCKET"
BAHAHAHA / slutbag tooo funnyy [ :
--"EEEWWW"
--buttertub.. haha all that needs to be said.
--THRRRILLLER AND THE CONCORDE [ : haha
loovee you ally* too funny.
one night me, jen and my cousin sat outside the town hall on a bench and my cousin
stood on the side of the road doing the thriller dance, and then when a "certain creepy" person drove by she did the concorde
running after his car. hahahaha and it was like -20' outside and she had a t-shirt on. we sat there for at least and hour
and a half.
--me'n maloney were in the gym playin' volleyball at recess and i dove for a
ball and split the ass of my pants. hahaha thank god it was sewn over twice. hahaha [ :
--October 23rd.
-->Bubble
-->Rottfest
-->Spin the Flashlight
-->Telephone/Story Game
-->"This is not a party, You all have to leave right now" haha
--VOLLLEEYYYFFESSSTTT 04'
-->gooodtimes everyone [ ;
-424-LURK baha chinka
-"CHODA CHODA WHERE YOU AT CHODA?" BAHAHAHAHAHA I never laughed so much in my
whole entire life.
-"whats your favorite scary movie..... PEGLEG" hahahahahahaha
-cheeko, shaq and me went to see racing stripes, and i fell asleep, but me'n
cheeko made fun of shaq the whole time haha.
-"are you mocking me? well if i was mocking you then that would mean i would
be saying everything your saying but your saying everything i am saying.." hahaha maloneys a maddwomen.
-ORGAZMO BAHA. oh god.
-pinching fight = brusies from travis.
-boooby doins' haha. sickk.
-1 and 1/2 of a person start macking behind the pillow, and i won't mention any
names bahaha.
-BOWLIN'
-- me: treeco if you don't shut-up i am going to hit you so hard your tumer will
pop back out. hahahaha. (creepy thing, few days later she gets a pinched nerve in her neck... my bad)
-Balone and her Flashlight
-Trip to St. John's over Easter [ :
--flew in, in a HELICOPTER [ : woo travelling in style.
--came home on the bus.. haha
--GAME CONCERT [: WOOOOO!!! best night ever (:
--yes i am 22. haha
-McKnobb best thing ever haha shaq you retard.
-me, balone, laws and paul playin asshole and paul and laws are ALWAYS the asssholes
haha.
-haha discussion about parents
"eat a dick mom"
man if i said that to my mom she'd tell me to get down on the floor.. then malone
thinks about what she says and died laughing
-KAK THE STRIPPER BAHAHA
-haha we went rollerblading and told malone we would meet each other but skate
till we met, then malone decides she is gonna skate the end of her street, wait for us turn around and go home and call me
to see where i am and then stay at her house til we skate to get her. bastard
-haha kaks gander bay boyfriend.
-mount pearl. the mpg's haha.
-- Matt: "man shes dumb as bricks don't mind her"
Kayla: "so how are you going home?"
Me'n Malone: "cab"
Kayla: "your getting a cab all the way back to gander?"
Me'n Malone: "hahahahaha
no, ganders 3 hours away"
Kayla: "ohh"
-Cubians
--maloney and paul haha, chasing people around the house.
-Haha Pecker
-Rollerblading.. enough said.
-I've Never.. hahahaha, gooodtimes
-burnin' pics
-buns and weiners.. mm haha
-Daynas comments.. haha enough said. sarry dayns. hahaha
-[malone] man save that history and then if they do hang out i'll be like now
look whos blonder then me hahahaha.. nicee
-Me'n Kak looking at old pics, LAURENS HEAD and kak dies laughing.
-harv outta no where "man i'm gonna fuck someones girlfriend" haha odd.
-haha shaq was standing behind her couch eating bread out of the bag, looks at
me and ssays "bye bye" and falls on the floor haha best thing ever!
--dayns playin the q's game
-waterfall .. ughh
--i've never
-haha me and shaq out in her backyard yellin' at each other for 25 mins hahaha
awesome
--paul smashing a beer bottle in his hands
-haha lawson telling his mom he is at the esso on the highway when he is at mister
t's haha.
-mine and dayns date that was ruined haha.
-dayns: we still doin something tomorrow?
me: suree
dayns: well its a date, ps i like roses
me: plastic ones?
dayns: no cheapo, real ones duuh!
me: well i can't afford that haha
next day when me'n dayns had our date i brought her a plastic rose haha [ :
-Tentin' @ DBags
--trecco punching me in the face hahahahaha
-Horny Hyenas (our sports team)
--"TO THE ONES HE LOVED" -maloney hahaha
-... i'll skipp this one (maloney filling out something in a book and it was
a random question so she skipped it, acting like it was a test)
--"The 4 Hot Chicks and One Ugly Bitch.... Wing Wang Quintuplets" hahaha our
movie title.
-haha talkin' about stuff and dbag makin random comments, that were completely
off the topic.
--TREECO FALLING ON OUR TENT HAHAHAHAHA
-Our Slogan "we ride together, get high together, we bang girls for life" ahhaha
actually it's supposed to be "we bad girls for life", but maloney is a retard.
-5 things you could bring on a stranded island besides yourselves
1)liquor
2)food
3)sexy boys (adam brody hahaha)
4)lighter
5)BOOOOMBOX!
haha
